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Traffic print | send joke til en ven
What did the traffic light say to the car ??

Look away -  I'm changing !!!
Forfatter: Karen Lagt online af Bitch-Inside den 29/02-2008

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dressing print | send joke til en ven
What did the dressing say, when you opened the fridge??

'Close the door! i'm dressing...
Forfatter: astrid Lagt online af puttemus den 16/09-2007

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Sandwich print | send joke til en ven
What is a Witch in the sand?
A sandwich!
Forfatter: augusta og sander ehrenreich Lagt online af rollespil den 20/02-2007

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Sjov i supermarkedet print | send joke til en ven
Set i supermarkedet:

If you can not find what you are looking for, just ask... but if
you can not find what you are asking for, just look! :)
Forfatter: niller Lagt online af niller den 10/02-2007

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BMW Z3 print | send joke til en ven
A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him,  blue lights flashing and siren blaring.  "I can get away from him - no problem!"  thought the elderly Nutcase

As he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then  130mph.  Suddenly, he thought,"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old  for this nonsense!"  So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him.

The police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at
his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.   Today is Friday
and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that  I've never heard before, I'll let you  go."

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and  replied,

"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her  back²

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman
Forfatter: Kent Lagt online af kent den 07/02-2007

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